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How to Hide Your Boners【電子書籍】[ Charlemagne Goodwriter ]

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<p>Here is it, the long-awaited digital release of the first ever BABU Guide, written by the estimable and esteemed Charlemagne Goodwriter. At 9,000 words, it’s triple the size of our standard guides and should take an average reader about 30 minutes to read. A bargain at any price!</p> <p>Look, we’ve all had to deal with embarrassing boners. Either you’re a man trying to conceal them, or you’re a woman trying not to stare at them obsessively.</p> <p>Every guy knows to hold a notebook in front of his crotch, or to sit down with his legs crossed. In fact, everyone knows those tricks, even women. If everybody knows what you’re doing, then you’re not hiding anything, are you? This guide has many, many new and innovative techniques to disguise your tumescence.</p> <p>How many times have you been at the beach but were afraid to play volleyball because you had a boner? Did you try resting your sunglasses on top of your bulge so that it would look like a harmless, comical nose instead of a terribly frightening penis? That’s only one of the tips you’ll read in this book.</p> <p>Here’s another tip: Buy this book. No, that’s not a specific tip to hide your boner, but if you buy the book and read it and then follow it’s advice, you’ll be hiding boners as efficiently as the standards and practices department of any broadcast television network.</p> <p>But don’t just take my word for it. Take all these other people’s words for it too:</p> <p>“My mother always told me that men carrying notebooks are probably hiding boners. Well duh! After I was married, my husband revealed to me that he almost constantly has boners, even when he isn’t holding a notebook. I asked him how he kept it hidden for so long, and he showed me this book. It’s totally changed how I see boners…literally!”</p> <p><em>-Cindy Elliot, housewife</em></p> <p>“I was always the laughing stock of the china shop where I worked because I was always knocking things over with my boners. I tried masking the incidents by quickly sitting down and crossing my legs but everyone knew what was really going on. Then I read this book and realized I needed to think outside of the box. Now I make ends meet by playing the steel drums in a calypso group. Nobody ever notices a few extra notes here and there!”</p> <p><em>-Yahman Brahman (stage name), professional musician</em></p> <p>“I had no idea until I read this book that so much in the world revolved around boners, or that the strange stiff thing in my pants has not only a name but also a purpose. I thought I was a freak. I’d been letting people take pictures of it for money for years. Now I hide it like I know society needs me to!”</p> <p><em>-Hector Pirkle, now a Minister</em></p> <p>“When I turned 21, if I’d had a nickel for every time a boner had been the source of personal humiliation then I’d have netted six dollars and seventy cents, enough for a large coffee at my favorite shop. So I was still 21 and working on earning money for my second cup of coffee when I realized that it didn’t have to be this way. I didn’t have to distract people with my boners in order to steal nickels. I could steal quarters, or even dollars!!! I’ve bought dozens of coffees since that day, and other things too. Even this book! Maybe someday I’ll read it, though I can’t imagine why!”</p> <p><em>-Gil Sphinx, professional exhibitionist</em></p> <p>So you’re convinced, right? You’re probably getting ready to stand up and reach for your credit card but Oh No! You can’t, on account of boners! (If you’re a man, everyone will see your boner when you stand up. If you’re a woman, you’ll cause all these boners now, and there might not be any left by the time you’ve read the book and can better spot them.) The irony, OH THE IRONY!!!! BOOONNEEERRRRS!!!</p> <p><strong>Disclaimer</strong>:</p> <p>As with all BABU (Building A Better yoU) guide books, this is for entertainment and not education. Any actual facts or solutions found in this guide are completely coincidental and everything should be taken with good humor and a grain of salt. All user testimonials have been fictionalized to protect the author.</p>画面が切り替わりますので、しばらくお待ち下さい。 ※ご購入は、楽天kobo商品ページからお願いします。※切り替わらない場合は、こちら をクリックして下さい。 ※このページからは注文できません。 399円

Heart Boners and Unicorn Farts【電子書籍】[ Kimmy Dee ]

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<p>From the critically acclaimed author of Pussy Planet and Other Endearing Tales comes an all new collection of side-splitting stories.</p> <p>From crappy jobs to sex injuries to bathroom theatrics, Kimmy paints a hilarious and occasionally heartwarming picture of what it's like to navigate life through the distorted lens of mental illness. Her determination to not only survive but to urinate in as many new places as possible will tickle your funny bone, as well as your bladder. Think Carrie Fischer meets David Sedaris, providing both of them are a bit tipsy.</p>画面が切り替わりますので、しばらくお待ち下さい。 ※ご購入は、楽天kobo商品ページからお願いします。※切り替わらない場合は、こちら をクリックして下さい。 ※このページからは注文できません。 794円

Street Boners 1,764 Hipster Fashion Jokes【電子書籍】[ Gavin McInnes ]

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<p><strong>From the twisted mind of Gavin McInnes, the hilariously brilliant creator of <em>Vice</em> magazine and the ever-popular <em>Vice Dos And Don'ts</em>, comes the next stage in the evolution of street fashion critiques.</strong></p> <p>Fifteen years after founding <em>Vice</em>, Gavin McInnes has poured his creative juices into a new endeavor: StreetCarnage.com. Growing in size and influence at an alarming rate, the site's main feature is the new and improved version of Gavin's "DOs and DON'Ts," now tantalizingly called Street Boners.</p> <p>These Boners have been polished and compounded into a book that takes the best of the site and adds hundreds more gems! With 1,312 photos, hilarious captions, and a harsh new rating system-from one to 10 kitten faces-Street Boners makes sure no glorious fashion statement goes unnoticed. Innocent citizens are either damned to hell or relentlessly exalted into heaven. Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, and Tim & Eric also contribute their scathing wit to the book, and the end result is a New York fashion bible no bathroom should be without.</p>画面が切り替わりますので、しばらくお待ち下さい。 ※ご購入は、楽天kobo商品ページからお願いします。※切り替わらない場合は、こちら をクリックして下さい。 ※このページからは注文できません。 1,388円

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How to Land a Top-Paying Deboners Job: Your Complete Guide to Opportunities, Resumes and Cover Letters, Interviews, Salaries, Promotions, What to Expect From Recruiters and More【電子書籍】[ Levy Louise ]

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<p>For the first time, a book exists that compiles all the information candidates need to apply for their first Deboners job, or to apply for a better job.</p> <p>What you'll find especially helpful are the worksheets. It is so much easier to write about a work experience using these outlines. It ensures that the narrative will follow a logical structure and reminds you not to leave out the most important points. With this book, you'll be able to revise your application into a much stronger document, be much better prepared and a step ahead for the next opportunity.</p> <p>The book comes filled with useful cheat sheets. It helps you get your career organized in a tidy, presentable fashion. It also will inspire you to produce some attention-grabbing cover letters that convey your skills persuasively and attractively in your application packets.</p> <p>After studying it, too, you'll be prepared for interviews, or you will be after you conducted the practice sessions where someone sits and asks you potential questions. It makes you think on your feet!</p> <p>This book makes a world of difference in helping you stay away from vague and long-winded answers and you will be finally able to connect with prospective employers, including the one that will actually hire you.</p> <p>This book successfully challenges conventional job search wisdom and doesn't load you with useful but obvious suggestions ('don't forget to wear a nice suit to your interview,' for example). Instead, it deliberately challenges conventional job search wisdom, and in so doing, offers radical but inspired suggestions for success.</p> <p>Think that 'companies approach hiring with common sense, logic, and good business acumen and consistency?' Think that 'the most qualified candidate gets the job?' Think again! Time and again it is proven that finding a job is a highly subjective business filled with innumerable variables. The triumphant jobseeker is the one who not only recognizes these inconsistencies and but also uses them to his advantage. Not sure how to do this? Don't worry-How to Land a Top-Paying Deboners Job guides the way.</p> <p>Highly recommended to any harried Deboners jobseeker, whether you want to work for the government or a company. You'll plan on using it again in your efforts to move up in the world for an even better position down the road.</p> <p>This book offers excellent, insightful advice for everyone from entry-level to senior professionals. None of the other such career guides compare with this one. It stands out because it: 1) explains how the people doing the hiring think, so that you can win them over on paper and then in your interview; 2) has an engaging, reader-friendly style; 3) explains every step of the job-hunting process - from little-known ways for finding openings to getting ahead on the job.</p> <p>This book covers everything. Whether you are trying to get your first Deboners Job or move up in the system, get this book.</p>画面が切り替わりますので、しばらくお待ち下さい。 ※ご購入は、楽天kobo商品ページからお願いします。※切り替わらない場合は、こちら をクリックして下さい。 ※このページからは注文できません。 2,132円