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 Step Lively! A Carload of the Funniest Yarns that Ever Crossed the Footlights (Illustrations)【電子書籍】[ George Niblo ] 楽天Kobo電子書籍ストア | ＜p＞＜strong＞Example in this ebook＜/strong＞＜/p＞ ＜p＞ ＜/p＞ ＜p＞There, there, there! Don't make such a racket or you'll make me nervous.＜br＞ The manager said to me this morning: "Just give 'em a little nonsense, Mr. Niblo. You know a little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the best of men."＜br＞ That's the reason he engaged me; said I was the most nonsensical man he ever knew. That's right. Laugh at me. Oh, I dearly love to see people's faces wreathed in smiles.＜br＞ I've always been a seeker after fun myself.＜br＞ Why, would you believe it, I once walked twenty miles to thrash a fellowーjust for fun.＜br＞ What's thatーtwenty more miles back again? Well, to tell you the truth, that didn't bother me.＜br＞ You see, they carried me back in an ambulance.＜br＞ I was thinking of telling you a ridiculous story about the dirty window, but I guess I'd better not.＜br＞ You wouldn't see through it, anyway.＜br＞ Instead of that let me relate a few amusing things that happened to me while I was on the road last summer.＜/p＞ ＜p＞I always start in a Pullman, and generally come backーwell, what's the use telling family secrets?＜/p＞ ＜p＞While I was doing the Ohio theatres I spent some little time with an old friend.＜br＞ He is engaged in a country school, and for five days in the week wrestles with the task of teaching the young idea how to shoot. I went to see him at work, and of course the scholars were more backward than ordinary. Just as the baby will never be cunning when strangers are around.＜br＞ It was a lesson in geography that quite broke me up.＜br＞ "What is a cataract?" asked the pedagogue.＜br＞ There was a complete frost.＜br＞ No one had any idea apparently.＜br＞ "Well, what is meant by a cape?" said my friend.＜br＞ This was better. One of the children knew it was a point of land jutting out into the water.＜br＞ "What is a strait?"＜br＞ Over in the corner a hand went up.＜br＞ "I know, teacher," said a small boy.＜br＞ "Well, what is it?"＜br＞ "It beats three of a kind," was the triumphant answer.＜br＞ Feeling a little indisposed while at Sandusky, I sauntered into an apothecary shop, intending to purchase some mild drug, to the use of which I am addicted, and which usually comes to us from Havana.＜/p＞ ＜p＞As I stood a moment after getting my light, an old country-man came shuffling in.＜br＞ He was a character, I'm telling you; why, it stuck out all over his furrowed face just like the tracks of a lost hen in the mud.＜br＞ I saw him pull out a red bandanna handkerchief and frown as he surveyed the big knot in the end.＜br＞ You needn't smileーthat old codger wasn't the first man to forget why he had tied a knot in his handkerchief or a string around his finger.＜br＞ "Well, uncle, what is it?" asked the clerk.＜br＞ "I'll get around to it pretty quick. Now, what place is it down yonder on the lake?"＜br＞ "Do you mean Put-in-Bay?"＜br＞ "Yep, that's it. Now, who was it that put in there?"＜br＞ "Perhaps you mean Commodore Perry?"＜br＞ "The very man. And I want a bottle o' Perrygoric."＜br＞ I saw at once that man knew what he was after, and was bound to get it.＜br＞ Sandusky seems to breed that species.＜br＞ Why, when I was at the station, waiting with a big crowd for a train that was late, a wide-awake chap pointed out to me a poorly dressed woman who sat alone and apparently disconsolate.＜br＞ "Look here," called out this fellow, raising his voice and getting a crowd about him, arousing immediate attention, "this poor woman has no ticket to her destination. I'll chip in ten cents for her. Who'll help?"＜br＞ Presently he had a hat partly filled with coin, which he dumped in her lap.＜br＞ Then he called out again: "She has more than her fare, but not enough for a shawl. She needs a shawl; I'll chip in a quarter for that."＜br＞ Again he made the round and again announced:＜br＞ "She ought to have a bonnet. I'll chip in half a dollar for the bonnet."＜/p＞ ＜p＞ ＜/p＞ ＜p＞＜strong＞To be continue in this ebook................................................................................................................＜/strong＞＜/p＞画面が切り替わりますので、しばらくお待ち下さい。 ※ご購入は、楽天kobo商品ページからお願いします。※切り替わらない場合は、こちら をクリックして下さい。 ※このページからは注文できません。 | 196円 |